So this summer I spent a full month in Europe with my best friend, and therefore spent a whole month jacking her iPod touch to play games. Seriously though. I’m not really sure how we are still friends. I’m like that annoying little girl who always wants to play with mommy’s phone. But anyway, this is a story about how stupid I am. There’s this game called “froggy jump” (think doodle jump with a frog), and at certain points in the game the frog ends up with a bucket on his head. I think it’s protection or something, but I don’t really know. However, that is not the point. The point of this story is, for some reason I was under the impression that because the frog was blinded, I was as well. I literally thought that because the frog could not see out from under the bucket, my vision was impaired too. This actually affected my game. Like, i think if you ask Emma she might recall instances of me STARING AT THE SCREEN and uttering sentences such as, “I don’t like when the buckets come. I can’t see anything.” and Emma sitting there dumbfounded wondering why she was letting such an idiot use up her battery. I mean, yes I’m awesome. But come on.