WHAT THE FUCK IS NO SHAVE NOVEMBER? Who in the world decided that is was okay for adolescent boys to attempt to grow facial hair? It looks gross. Young men everywhere are disfiguring themselves with disgusting scruff. I wouldn’t mind so much if it were in, say, April. April is a month with no sentimental significance to me whatsoever… BUT NOVEMBER? Really? Not only is teen boy facial hair a disgrace to the pilgrims (ya’ll know they had skills in the beard department), It is the month of my birth. A month in which I should be presented with all things beautiful, not forced to gaze upon chin after unshaved chin. I am appalled to be honest. I was going to write more about this but I forget. k bye