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“Recommend a thing to do on a date? Go to the movies, but it depends…see, it all depends on how you watch a movie. Movies are often thought of as a sort of spectator activity. I think movies are more fun when you take a more proactive role, especially on a date! ‘Cause if you’ve got someone kinda next to you, there’s so much kind of play that can happen with how you touch or whisper things. It’s my fave…I love going to the movies. I love it. Love it.” — Joseph Gordon-Levitt (via clockward, aragorns)
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Guess who in my family is too short to reach the top of the fridge?
So this summer I spent a full month in Europe with my best friend, and therefore spent a whole month jacking her iPod touch to play games. Seriously though. I’m not really sure how we are still friends. I’m like that annoying little girl who always wants to play with mommy’s phone. But anyway, this is a story about how stupid I am. There’s this game called “froggy jump” (think doodle jump with a frog), and at certain points in the game the frog ends up with a bucket on his head. I think it’s protection or something, but I don’t really know. However, that is not the point. The point of this story is, for some reason I was under the impression that because the frog was blinded, I was as well. I literally thought that because the frog could not see out from under the bucket, my vision was impaired too. This actually affected my game. Like, i think if you ask Emma she might recall instances of me STARING AT THE SCREEN and uttering sentences such as, “I don’t like when the buckets come. I can’t see anything.” and Emma sitting there dumbfounded wondering why she was letting such an idiot use up her battery. I mean, yes I’m awesome. But come on.
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Like that Santa cookie you’ve had your eye on for a week. Your dad probably didn’t know.
Your information is out there for the whole world to see.
There’s a site called Spokeo.com that’s a new online USA phone book with real personal information. Everything from pictures you’ve posted on FB or online, your credit score, home value, income, age, etc. Although, some info may not be accurate at all.
But go ahead, type in your name. You’re lucky if you can’t be found, but try typing in your email, or your friend’s name or email. You’d be surprised of what you can find.
I typed in my mother’s name and Google map street view popped up, showing me my damn street.
You can remove yourself by searching for yourself on their site, copying the URL of your page, then go to the bottom of the page and click on Privacy button to remove yourself.
Please reblog to spread the word.
This is such a disgusting invasion of privacy.
Ugh ugh ugh.
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Doing the ol’ laugh and clap.
Oh god, I’m good.
1. cut the oranges in half and hollow out
2. make orange jello but substitute cold water with cold vodka
3. pour spiked jello into orange ‘cups’ and let sit overnight
4. slice and serve!future reference.
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