January 2011
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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“Recommend a thing to do on a date? Go to the movies, but it depends…see, it all...”
– Joseph Gordon-Levitt (via clockward, aragorns)
Jan 25th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 8th
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The snacks in my house are kept on top of the...
Guess who in my family is too short to reach the top of the fridge?
Jan 8th
Jan 7th
Jan 7th
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There are some things you just gotta learn to let...
Like that Santa cookie you’ve had your eye on for a week. Your dad probably didn’t know.
Jan 5th
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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So my dad's all irate right now
And he legitimately just angrily came into my room where I’m playing music, so you’d expect him to be like “TURN THAT SHIT DOWN” right? Because that’s what parents are supposed to do. But instead he says (all pissed off like) “Hallie, please adjust the bass on that thing.” And I’m like, “uh, yeah dad, okay.” and he stomps out. ...
Jan 2nd
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Oh hey guys,
I had a really good new year. Way better than expected. I wish I had something witty to say, but I don’t. I just had a really good night.
Jan 1st
December 2010
17 posts
“Goodness Gracious. I love this time of year.”
– Me out loud, to myself, upon finding YET ANOTHER plate of cookies from our neighbors 
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Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Ugh. No. I had so much to post, too. and now none...
Dec 7th
Dec 5th
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st
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Coworker: Oh my GODDDDD! Why are you so funnnnnyyyyy????
Me: I have low self-esteem.
Dec 1st
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November 2010
18 posts
Nov 30th
The face I make whenever I'm talking to someone...
theprincedouche: Or when you’re chatting them at like nine and they tell you they need to go to bed. 
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
A passionate reflection on the even that is "No...
WHAT THE FUCK IS NO SHAVE NOVEMBER? Who in the world decided that is was okay for adolescent boys to attempt to grow facial hair? It looks gross. Young men everywhere are disfiguring themselves with disgusting scruff. I wouldn’t mind so much if it were in, say, April. April is a month with no sentimental significance to me whatsoever… BUT NOVEMBER? Really? Not only is teen boy facial...
Nov 30th
An unabashed love letter to Ginny Weasley -... →
cuntofdoom: kmoonheart: littlecitywitch: mrsoddly: dirigible-plum:   Dear Ginny, Last week the first installment of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows came out, and that’s given me an opportunity to think even more than usual about how much I love the series. And as I was thinking about that, I realized that you, Ginny Weasley, are more awesome than Viktor Krum is surly. You are...
Nov 27th
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I JUST THOUGHT OF A REALLY GREAT JOKE.
I’m waiting for the perfect moment… You will see, you will see.
Nov 26th
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Also I like my own facebook comments.
Fuck you, I’m awesome. Oh Barney, how I understand you.
Nov 25th
WARNING: This post is a mess, you don't really...
Gahh I’m not supposed to have feelings what is this shit.  ‘cause like, the whole holding things together thing works a lot better in theory than in reality. See, in theory I have this really un-human characteristic of not possessing emotions. Like a robot. But unfortunately I’m like the robot in the movies who can actually love for some reason, except it’s like, what the...
Nov 25th